The Shred's not dead
What is shred loss?
If you or someone you love is way less rad than they used to be, then they may be suffering from a rare* but serious condition known as “shred loss”. Most commonly found in adults between the ages of 22-45, the first step to overcoming the debilitating condition is becoming educated. Learn how to spot the symptoms below.
Is there a cure?
Yes. And it’s quite simple. One daily session of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 has been known to reduce symptoms of shred loss by up to 900%**! Together (through newly added cross platform multiplayer) we can eliminate shred loss forever.
*and by "rare" we mean totally fake and made up.
**crazy! If in fact true, but that entire sentence is also made up.
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